"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses."-At a South Carolina oyster roast, as quoted in the Financial Times, Jan. 14, 2000
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"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?" —W.C. Fields
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#111 Only male turkeys gobble.
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is so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
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Q: What's the difference between a horse's tail and a politician's tie? A: The horse's tail covers up the entire asshole.
In what Australian customs officials called a "novel attempt" to import Ecstasy, an unknown drug trafficker hid a stash of the
party drug inside Mr. Potato Head. The pills were intercepted at the Sydney International Mail Centre when agents selected
a parcel from Ireland for examination. According to a press release, "upon opening the parcel, Customs officers were greeted
with the smiling face of Mr Potato Head." When they removed the toy's plastic back, they discovered a bag of MDMa
weighing about 300 grams. Customs officials released the below evidence photos of Mr. Potato Head. The Hasbro toy now
joins Tickle Me Elmo (and some unsuspecting puppies) as our favorite recent contraband vessels.
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