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PARIS (Reuters)
A young Frenchman who was knocked off
his moped failed to notice he had lost his
left arm until he made it back to
his village some 10 km from
the accident scene, the police said Tuesday.
Olivier Faure, a 21-year old from Laragne in the southern Alpine
region, was hit by a car in the village of
Upaix early Sunday morning. The driver fled and the shaken Faure
set off for home on foot before getting
a lift from a passing motorist.
It was not until his mother removed his jacket that he noticed
his left arm was gone, police in the
southeastern town of Gap told Reuters.
The emergency services
returned to find the missing limb by the
side of the road. It was packed in ice and
flown by helicopter along with its owner to a hospital in
Marseille, where it was sewn back on.
The car driver, said to be a local, was being held by police.
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This was stupid
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started by
soneeeaaa
(07.31.2000 7:50:46 PM EST)
I think that this joke was SO stupid it wasn't even funny! If you find any logic in this joke please contact me and explain!
That is Boodylicious!!! (could be good or bad)
First!!!!
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started by
supershooter
(06.24.2000 11:10:58 AM EST)
Pretty good commercial for condoms!!!
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