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Germany - Having sex while driving at 100 kph (60 mph) down a motorway is not an offence in Germany. But if you hit something make sure you don't run off.
A Cologne court fined a man who admitted he was having sex with a blonde hitchhiker sitting astride him when he drove his car into a road sign. But only because he fled the scene of the accident with his naked accomplice.
"The man was convicted of hit-and-run and sentenced to a fine of 600 euros," court spokesman Juergen Mannebeck said on Tuesday. "It's hard to believe but in fact no law was broken with the intercourse on the motorway. It's a situation lawmakers never thought about."
The 23-year-old man, who was tracked down through the car's registration, was also ordered to pay 400 euros to repair the sign. He did not know the name of the woman who left her clothes behind in the car.
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Well.... :)
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missy
(07.06.2003 1:51:07 PM EST)
Why on earth would she leave her clothes in the car? LOL The way it reads.. is that he fled the scene of the accident with her.. so that would mean he dropped her off somewhere.. LOL :) Maybe it was at a nudist camp.. that would explain things. LOL
Could have been worse, I guess.. in addition to the euros he had to pay in fines and repairs.. he could have ended up having to pay her for her services too... LOL
I'll pay the fine, officer.
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started by
willi
(07.02.2003 8:27:17 PM EST)
I do admit my big bumper has put its fair share of dents into her ass end.
I'm off there now !
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started by
marvin
(07.02.2003 6:09:42 PM EST)
I wonder if she is still around ....
did ya notice
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started by
meesha
(07.02.2003 1:34:04 PM EST)
that he didn't even know her name? Now that's class! lol
Sex on the highway, eh? I had a few blow-jobs while driving but never actually fucked anyone in the process. Blow-jobs aren't cheating, are they?
hahahahaha
Let's just hope....
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started by
tjshere
(07.01.2003 9:32:25 PM EST)
That was the only "accident" they had.
Sounds Good to Me
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started by
robnoxious
(07.01.2003 4:40:32 PM EST)
I gotta visit Germany. Now I have two reasons. 1) Oktoberfest 2) Autobahn
Rob
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