Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"See, we want everybody in this country, every person — we want the addict, we want the single lonely mom, we want the child, the dyslexic child — allto feel a part of the future of this country." —Bush, speaking in Dallas, Texas, on Oct. 29, 2003
 
 

Random Quote
 
"Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize it in order to protect themselves."
— Lenny Bruce
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#180 The first VCR was made in 1956 and was the size of a piano.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
head is so big she has to step into her shirts.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both see Rubble when they look out their windows.
 
 


Tell-tale parrot exposes cheating girlfriend

By: robnoxiousPublished: 01/17/2006
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

LONDON - Chris Taylor, a 30-year-old British computer programmer, grew suspicious of his live-in girlfriend when his pet parrot began to imitate her saying, “I love you, Gary.”

Ziggy, an 8-year-old African gray parrot, would also make kissing noises whenever the name Gary was mentioned on TV and would mimic Collins saying, “Hiya, Gary,” every time she answered her mobile phone.

Confronted with the evidence, Collins admitted to a month-long affair with a coworker named Gary and moved out of their shared Leeds apartment that same night.

“I wasn’t sorry to see the back of Suzy after what she did, but it really broke my heart to let Ziggy go,” Taylor, 30, told the Times of London in its online edition Tuesday. “I love him to bits and I really miss having him around, but it was torture hearing him repeat that name over and over again.

“Ziggy was one in a million; he was a loyal friend, and I have no doubt he was looking out for me.”

Taylor said Ziggy, who was named after a David Bowie song, has found a new home thanks to a local parrot dealer.

Collins, 25, told the newspaper she was staying with friends and said she shed no tears for the tell-tale bird.

“I’m not proud of what I did but I’m sure Chris would be the first to admit we were having problems,” said Collins, a call-center worker. “We had spoken about splitting up several times and I think it was inevitable.”

She added: “I’m surprised to hear he’s got rid of that bloody bird; he spent more time talking to it than he did to me. I couldn’t stand Ziggy, and it looks now the feeling was mutual.”

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • One Smart Bird
  • Woman Uses Breasts As Bird's Nest
  • Students Demand the Right to Cheat on Tests
  • A Bird In The Face
  • Smart Old Bird
  • A bird, a cow, and a cat
  • Students Cant Cheat and Attack Professor
  • Man Convicted For Giving Wife The Bird
  • Man Requests Longer Prison Term To Honor Larry Bird
  • Symptoms Of The Bird Flu
  • Hidden Bird
  • Moon Walking Bird
  • Bear Runs Off Racoon From Bird Feeder
  • Caught Flipping the Bird
  • Bird Bath
  • Bird Town
  • Big Bird and ... Friends?
  • Bird Attack
  • What a Bird!
  • Smart Bird

  • More Stupid News...

     

    Search
     
     
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    I have no idea (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (01.18.2006 1:13:56 AM EST)


    what they're talking about

    It's all Greek to me

    Hmmmmm (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (01.17.2006 10:57:25 AM EST)


    It appears we got a Hebrew translation of the story. Or maybe Cyrillic. Who submitted this?!!? Don't you proof-read!??! Hahahahahaha!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    College student files suit for $1.8M saying Las Vegas hooker didn't spend enough time with him
    A New York college student who claims a Las Vegas hooker did not spend enough time making him happy has sued ...
    01.21.2011

    Man Gets Probation For Deer Sex
    SUPERIOR, Wis. - A 20-year-old man received probation after he was convicted of having sexual contact with ...
    01.12.2011

    Want to Touch My Monkeys
    A man with a mysterious bulge under his T-shirt was stopped, searched and detained at Mexico City's international airport after authorities found 18 tiny endangered monkeys in a girdle he was wearing ...
    08.02.2010

    Woman Says Bowel Caused Alleged Shoplifting
    A woman arrested for shoplifting has blamed the crime on irritable bowel syndrome ...
    08.01.2010

    Rate This!

    4.00 Goofballs of 5
    10 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    College student files suit for $1.8M saying Las Vegas hooker didn't spend enough time with him
    A New York college student who claims a Las Vegas hooker did not spend enough time making him happy has sued ...
    01.21.2011

    Man Gets Probation For Deer Sex
    SUPERIOR, Wis. - A 20-year-old man received probation after he was convicted of having sexual contact with ...
    01.12.2011

    Want to Touch My Monkeys
    A man with a mysterious bulge under his T-shirt was stopped, searched and detained at Mexico City's international airport after authorities found 18 tiny endangered monkeys in a girdle he was wearing ...
    08.02.2010

    Woman Says Bowel Caused Alleged Shoplifting
    A woman arrested for shoplifting has blamed the crime on irritable bowel syndrome ...
    08.01.2010

    Two Years Ago
    Transvestites On Trial For Theft
    SHANGHAI Five Filipino transvestites have gone ...
    11.14.2009

    Woman Pleads Guilty In Road Rage / Salad Dressing Case
    BOISE, Idaho An Idaho woman accused of ramming her ...
    11.13.2009

    Man Who Threw Feces In CA Courtroom Gets 31 Years
    A man who sneaked a bag of his feces into a San Diego courtroom during his home-invasion robbery trial, smeared it on his lawyer and threw it at jurors has been sentenced to 31 years in prison.
    10.28.2009

    Nude Man Accused Of Pounding On Cars On A Highway
    A man who told officers he was a ...
    10.11.2009

    Lookie Here!

    Goofball Facts
     
    Mr. Rogers of Mr. Rogers Neighborhood is an ordained minister.