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Golf and the Gator

By: AnonymousPublished: 11/20/1998
 
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This Crocodile photo was taken at the "Breakers Golf Course" in Palm Beach County, FL in June, 1998.

As the story goes, the first foursome of the day played together to the 5th hole where one impatient golfer went ahead of the group. The remaining three, thinking that the impatient golfer finished without them and was waiting at the nineteenth hole wasn't concerned with his absence. After waiting 2 hours for his return and his car still in the parking lot the threesome notified the club and the search was on. Of course the impatient golfer was not located but his clubs were found on the seventh hole.

Three days later, Ole Mose was spotted on the seventh hole and was an immediate suspect. Ole Mose was an American Croc. that was an infrequent course visitor for over 20 years. Not to much concern was ever given Ole Mose whom had always made a hasty retreat whenever he saw anyone coming. To make a long story even longer, after the course officials, SPCA, lawyers, citizens groups, Mayor, Palm Beach PD and the American Crocodile Association of So. Fl. it was decided that to put everyone's mind at ease, Ole Mose should be unzipped. An here is the result.

There must be something learned from this; maybe something about being patient with your golf game or maybe something about safety in numbers!

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    LMAO @ made up story (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (06.12.2003 0:36:24 AM EST)


    This picture is all over the net with a different story to each one.

    beef? (0 replies)
    started by theRod
    (01.06.2001 6:43:38 AM EST)

    and I thought...... oh nevermind

    Behold the power of cheese

    gone but not forgotten. (0 replies)
    started by epiwsedis
    (11.16.2000 1:41:14 AM EST)

    Oh the poor thing.

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    started by ghost8205
    (06.24.2000 6:43:44 PM EST)

    i want so an arm or something

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