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Man Forced to Stay 11 Years at Paris Airport Now Won't Leave

By: Dirk SteelePublished: 11/26/1999
 
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No I did not make this one up it is from the Chicago Tribune. And I promise never, ever to complain about long lay- overs again.

London - For many people, time spent in an airport can be a nightmare. For Merhan Karimi Nasseri, that is literally so.

For 11 years he has lived in Paris' Charles de Gaulle Airport, watching millions of travelers come and go while he has been a prisoner of the airport. In all that time, he has never been able to go outside to inhale a breath of fresh air.

Nasseri, 54, and Iranian exile, was technically expelled from France in 1988 because he had lost a Belgian-issued refugee document and could not justify his status to French authorities while enrolled as a student in Paris.

But the French found that no other country would take him, so authorities allowed him to stay in Terminal 1 of the airport.

And there he has remained, bedding down at night on a red plastic bench beside the Paris Bye Bye cafeteria in the noisy departure lounge shopping mall. He spends his days at a tiny table in the cafeteria living on hamburgers and writing a daily diary about his troubles.

But now Nasseri finally has the documents he needs to make him a free man. All he has to do is sign them and go where he likes. The only problem is he won't do it.

Dr Philippe Bargain, the airport's chief medical officer, several weeks ago presented Nasseri and international travel card and a French residency permit, documents he had been fighting for years to obtain.

Nasseri smiled, tucked the documents into a folder and go on with his diary.

"He has been badly affected by all this," Bargain said, shaking his head. "Now we have to try and get him out of here. This breakthrough is difficult for him to take in, all in one go. The fact is there is no longer any reason now for him to be here."

Nasseri is known affectionately to airport staff as Sir Alfred, a result of his repeated attempts to enter Britain.

"The UK immigration forms offer a space for an adopted name, and I chose Alfred because I thought it sounded nice," Nasseri said. "One day I got a letter back from them addressed to me as 'Dear Sir, Alfred,' and so it just stuck."

Nasseri, who suffers from mental confusion because of his long ordeal, said he would not sign the documents that Bargain handed to him because they refer to him as an Iranian.

"He blames Iran for many of his problems," Bargain said. "We have to convince him to sign. It is a ridiculous situation."

Nasseri's French lawyer, Christian Bourguet, who played a role in 1980 negotiations to free U.S. hostages held in Iran after the revolution there, said, "It has been a most scandalous and unbelievable saga of bureaucratic mischief.

He said the Belgians for years refused to acknowledge having issued the documents that Nasseri lost. When the finally did, the presented him a Catch-22 situation: He had to go to Belgium to retrieve copies in person. But he couldn't because he had no travel permit and couldn't get one without the documents.

In July, the Belgians finally agreed to send him a copy of his refugee card, allowing him to apply for a French residency permit and an international travel card.

During his long stay in the airport, Nasseri has gotten by with handouts from airport staff. He washes himself and cleans his few clothes in airport restrooms. He writes his diary in English and reads mail-order books.

Bargain has begun contacting refugee associations to find Nasseri a hostel and help him return to normal life.

"He needs to be looked after, to be coaxed back into the outside world," Bargain said. "But we will not force him to leave."

"I still have no money to pay for a room or for shopping," Nasseri said. "I must wait her for a bit."

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Never Happen to an American! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(01.24.2001 8:09:57 AM EST)

Imagine a New Yorker put in this situation. Maybe from the Bronx. There would be four deaths and twelve injuries before they realized that maybe it wasn't going to happen! And don't even think about telling some redneck country boy he can't leave an airport!!!

Holy !@@#% (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(11.26.2000 2:28:38 AM EST)

This is beyond stupidity and any realm of common sense by the French Government. This is an outright crime of what they did to this man.

if you dont laugh, you will surely cry. (0 replies)
started by tpw001
(11.15.2000 4:45:42 AM EST)

u got to love the bueracratic systems of the world. really they all are the same just in differing degrees.

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started by tekdaze
(10.31.2000 10:36:40 AM EST)

hah! belgians....fucking belgians...every kind of government in the world is always out to fuck you in the ass.

Fok You. Love, John

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started by burlingtony
(08.26.2000 5:38:13 AM EST)

the U.K.

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