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Undertaker Takes Hand For Voodoo Ritual

By: JerryRiversPublished: 03/11/1999
 
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BRADENTON, Florida. - Former funeral home director, Paula Albritton, 45, was found guilty of abusing a human body after she cut the hand from a corpse as part of a voodoo ritual. The left hand of Willie Suttle was found on the bank of the Manatee River and was identified by fingerprints. When his body was exhumed, dolls and notes were found in his coffin. Albritton said she performed the rituals to protect her business.

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