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Milk Maid on the Loose

By: JskillsPublished: 12/10/1998
 
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Eureka, CA (AP)

Apparently a woman in this town has been breast-feeding the local children.

This woman has been reported to approach strangers with adoring praises of the newborns. Most women can talk about their newborns for hours, and eagerly welcome the new listener.

What they don't count on, however, is that after a trifle conversation, the stalking breast-feeder waites for an opportune moment and clutches the baby from its stroller. She then puts the baby to her breast, stunning the mothers. Babies are not particularly discriminating about their suckling, and have at it.

The woman is quoted as saying to one mother, "Every child needs lactate nourishment."

The police are concerned that such incidents may lead to more serious crimes, or that this strange woman may transmit either drugs or disease into the infants' bloodstreams.

So, if you're ever in Eureka wanting to meet a woman, a new tack may be to push a stroller around town. Try it and let us know...

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    What the hell?....... (0 replies)
    started by moeman
    (10.12.2000 12:35:27 PM EST)

    Don't you think that if you were the mother of that child that you would beat the living bejeezus out of this lady???? Now for the fathers i might ask if i could try the other...

    Yawannapeekmypeepee????

    ill be waiting (0 replies)  
    started by MaDB0Mb3r420
    (06.19.2000 9:10:32 AM EST)

    ill smoke a few bowls untill she gets here

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