"Speaking about barbaric regimes, we must deal with probably one of the most—not probably—one of the most real threats we face, and that is the idea of a barbaric regime teaming up with a terrorist network and providing weapons of mass destruction to hold the United States and our allies and our friends blackmail."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in Alexander for Senate Luncheon," Sept. 17, 2002
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SPRING HILL, Tenn.
- Boyd Kelly, 39, was so incensed when
his car died on him that he pulled out a military assault rifle
and shot it. The sight of the man firing the
AK-47 at the empty
car startled motorists. "I understand he unloaded three 30-round
clips into the vehicle," Sheriff Enoch George said. Kelly told
police he was angry at the 1988 Oldsmobile for quitting on him
just after 10 p.m. Saturday. Kelly was charged with a weapons
violation and freed on $2,500 bond.
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UMMMM.......
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started by
Shiningkid
(10.02.2000 11:13:18 PM EST)
I wonder if the car just stalled???
If so I feel sorry for the poor thing. hahaha.
Think of it this way "Girls think as 2*2=4,and guys think as 2+2=4" both equal the same but.....? Exactly!!! :)
yeah
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started by
psuedobeans
(09.23.2000 3:43:38 AM EST)
good 4 him
i hate everything and you, you dick
cool
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started by
midimaster2277
(08.17.2000 11:02:09 PM EST)
if i could down load it
STRESS!!!!
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(08.10.2000 3:36:00 PM EST)
This is what happens when you get sick of this hell called life.
Hmmmmmm
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started by
anomaly
(08.06.2000 5:26:28 PM EST)
I wonder if we could maybe get this approved as the official way to retire lame-ass lifelong fucking POLITICIANS??? You know...you get sick of the politician's shit, you just OPEN FIRE.
Well......
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toadwart
(07.20.2000 11:33:26 PM EST)
Everybody likes fucking something, but that's quite a unique fetish you've got.....
But don't worry, I'm sure there are some guns out there that like fucking humans.
...ribbit...
blah blah
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.21.2000 6:03:43 PM EST)
i like fucking guns
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