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School Of Hard Knocks... To The Knoggin

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 03/20/1999
 
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WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. -- High school student, Jalise Salvatto, 16 may go to prison for up to seven years for bashing her pregnant teacher in the head with a hammer. Ms. Salvatto attacked her social studies teacher Dawn Jawrower, hitting her twice with a carpenter's hammer. Jalise said she was angry because Mrs. Jawrower had gone to her parents about her poor grades, causing her to miss the prom. Mrs. Jawrower, who suffered a fractured skull, said that she has almost fully recovered and that her baby, a boy now 3 months old, is fine. She has returned to teaching in another school. Miss Salvatto pleaded guilty to assault. "I feel really bad for what I've done," she said, weeping. "I felt worse when I found out you were pregnant. If I could take it back I would, in a second. ...I just want you to forgive me."

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