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LANSING, Michigan -- If you're going to be sneaking around having an affair behind your spouse's back, you might want
to take along a clean pair of undies.
Ann Chamberlain, a forensics expert at the Michigan State Police lab in Lansing, admitted during her divorce hearing that
she tested her husband Charles Gordon's underwear at the lab because she suspected he was cheating on her. Gordon is a
former player in the Canadian football league.
Under questioning by an attorney, Ms. Chamberlain, 33, was asked what she discovered from the DNA tests.
"Another female. It wasn't me," she responded. Mr. Gordon had denied he cheated on Ms. Chamberlain.
But the story didn't end at the divorce hearing. Ms. Chamberlain was subsequently suspended by the Michigan State
Police for using the lab to DNA test her husband's skivvies. This past week, a state police spokeswoman confirmed that
Chamberlain has now been fired.
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