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Boy Misbehaves, Mom Strikes Match

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 03/22/1999
 
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OAKLAND, Calif. — A woman has been arrested for lighting her 7-year-old son's shirt on fire because he was misbehaving. Catrina Simms, 29, was arrested and jailed for assault with a deadly weapon. The boy suffered second- and third-degree burns on the left side of his stomach and back. "It's just disturbing, plain and simple it's unbelievable," Sgt. Arturo Bautista said. Ms. Simms was returning from a party with her two young sons and her sister when she burned the boy. Ms. Simms slapped the boy while they were in the car. "At some point, the mother takes out a lighter and lights his shirt on fire," Bautista said. The boy ran into his aunt's home, where somebody put out the fire and Ms.Simms later surrendered.

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    mama mia (0 replies)
    started by ACoral
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    who would do that to a child?

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    started by TB606
    (07.08.2000 6:04:35 PM EST)

    now that's a sic bitch

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