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By: PhantomPublished: 06/19/1999
 
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LIMA (Reuters)
A Japanese businessman who escaped from assailants who abducted and robbed him came face to face with his captors -- two policemen he bumped into when reporting the crime at a local station, officials said Thursday.

At a public ceremony, the police force expelled the officers who forced Masahito Ake, 40, into their patrol car in the wealthy business area of San Isidro and forced him to withdraw money from automatic cash dispensers.

The two officers, Primitivo Mejia and Juan Mori, have been charged with robbery and kidnapping, police said.

Ake was in Lima as part of a delegation accompanying Princess Sayako Nori to commemorate the 100th anniversary of Japanese immigration to Peru. The Andean nation has the largest Japanese immigrant community in the region outside Brazil.

Peru has seen a spurt of kidnappings in wealthy districts over recent years. Off-duty, poorly paid policemen are often suspected of carrying out assaults in the capital, where most offices have their own private armed guards.

During the princess' visit, President Alberto Fujimori, the son of Japanese immigrants, deployed 15,000 police to protect the top level delegation in Peru during its five-day visit.

In 1997, leftist rebels held 72 people hostage at the Japanese ambassador's residence in Lima. The siege ended when Fujimori ordered commandos to storm the diplomatic residence, resulting in the deaths of all the 14 Tupac Amaru rebels and one Peruvian hostage.

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