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RUSSIA - A 30-year-old Russian couple will think twice from now on before having "sausage" with their pancakes. The woman was evidentially performing oral sex on her boyfriend while he was frying pancakes in their kitchen. The tragedy occurred when he dropped the cast-iron pan on her head. The intense pain caused her to involuntarily grit her teeth. As a result, the man is being treated for severe bite wounds on his penis, while his partner suffered a concussion.
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oww
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Snorlax8
(03.15.2001 3:15:50 PM EST)
that must've canned
Go Fuck Ya momma
Hey Whigger (Suicide Pussy)
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(03.13.2001 9:26:47 PM EST)
Did you come to Brooklyn in your trailer? Passing by to the city dump?? You don't know what beef is you ugly Fuck. You suffer from ADD and WBN. Attention Deficit Disorder and Wanna Be Nigger.
Learn from your parent's mistakes. Use birth control...
Say what??
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tjshere
(03.12.2001 9:10:15 AM EST)
I may be a weirdo but pancakes would be the least of my concern when the chick is having me as the main course for breakfast. Maybe when they recover they should invest in an aluminum frying pan.
I still live my life in the fast lane.........I just get run over a lot.
Ouch!!!
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thelizard
(03.12.2001 8:33:48 AM EST)
Dear God,what where you thinking!!!
Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!
ahhh
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benbjamin
(03.12.2001 4:07:31 AM EST)
she should have been doing the cooking.
Shoot your load, pull it out, THEN whack her on the head!
President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists
OUCH!
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started by
beckdaddy
(03.12.2001 2:13:58 AM EST)
This sausage is kinda chewy!
Nice shot!
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