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Three South African youths have died as a result of botched circumcisions,
the South African Press Association (SAPA) reported.
Citing hospital sources in the country's Eastern Cape Province, SAPA said the three youths had died on different days
earlier this month.
It said that since May, 18 young men had been admitted to Cecilia Makiwane Hospital in the Eastern Cape for
complications stemming from circumcisions gone awry.
Circumcision ceremonies are a traditional rite of passage for adolescents from South Africa's Xhosa tribe and injuries
from the operation are not uncommon, especially in rural areas.
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ME!
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SLOWMOFLY
(11.02.2000 10:20:33 AM EST)
i wouldn't like to live in that fuckin' country. You're penis is a very delicate object, and to have it die.............
THATS ROUGH!!!
if i want your opinion i'll take my dick out of your mouth!
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