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By: TheAdvisorPublished: 02/16/1999
 
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Officials in Allen County, Indiana have passed a proposal to charge inmates for their time in the lockup. From now on, a stay in the county jail will cost you 30 bucks a night.

Police in Greenville, South Carolina say their new signs warning motorists of "seat-belt safety checkpoints ahead" are working fine, even though there are no checkpoints at all.

Maryland police have gone Greenville one better, using a "look-alike cruiser" made of fiberglass to fool speeders into slowing down. This program is not working quite as well. Last week, somebody stole the fake car, and the dummy trooper behind the wheel.

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    LET`S SEE NOW (0 replies)
    started by donut38
    (02.16.2001 6:37:17 PM EST)

    EXACTLY HOW MANY USES ARE THERE FOR A FAKE COP CAR ???

    Poor Cops (0 replies)  
    started by cheeseball
    (02.16.2001 4:33:57 AM EST)


    Well, at least they have job secuity. Crime never sleeps, and there are plenty of Neanderphucks out there breaking laws and getting caught.

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