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Calif. Woman Demoted for Thong Check

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 06/20/2002
 
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SAN DIEGO - A female assistant principal was demoted for lifting girls' skirts to make sure they weren't wearing thongs to a high school dance.

Rita Wilson's thong check April 26 in front of male students and adults had enraged parents, one of whom threatened to sue.

The Rancho Bernardo High School administrator, who has tenure, will be reassigned to a teaching position, the school board decided Monday.

"I'm very disappointed and deeply saddened," Wilson, 47, said as she wiped away tears and hugged supporters.

An investigation by the school district concluded Wilson "went far beyond the grounds of propriety" with the underwear inspection.

Students said Wilson lifted girls' skirts before they entered the dance, and told those wearing thongs to go home and change.

Wilson said she was concerned the combination of revealing clothing and suggestive dancing could lead to sexual assaults.

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    What a lunatic! (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (07.01.2002 0:25:27 AM EST)

    How could she possibley have been so ignorant as to expose those girls & feel that she was doing it for the right reason.

    I'm glad that she was demoted.... however I feel it would have been far more appropriate to have charges of some sort brought against her!

    The school board under which she is employed ought to be PROMPTLY removed for not doing a better job!

    Good golly!....How pitiful!

    Absolutely Pathetic! (5 replies)
    started by misspk
    (06.23.2002 6:44:26 AM EST)

    There would be hell to pay if this was MY daughter, trust me.

    If she has to 'lift' the skirt to see the thong, I don't see the problem. She would only have a right to send them home if the thong was visible otherwise....grrrrrrr.... better calm down now and go to Victorias Secret Semi-Annual Bra and Panty sale, I hear the thongs are half-priced! :-)

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...

    and she was right (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (06.20.2002 3:44:05 AM EST)

    they did, by her !

    Thing, Thing a Thong (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (06.20.2002 0:35:44 AM EST)


    Thing out loud
    Thing out long

    Everybody thing along now.

    Sounds like she had a thing for women's underwear. I thought thongs were all they wore these days anyhoo.


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