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"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."
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#7 A queen bee can lay 800-1500 eggs per day.
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Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
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 Dead Reverend's Rubber Fetish | | By: acidinterval | Published: 07/23/2010 | | |  |
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An Alabama minister who died in June of "accidental mechanical asphyxia" was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet
suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy
report. Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge's death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor
of Montgomery's Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died (while apparently in the midst of
some autoerotic undertaking). While the Montgomery Advertiser, which first obtained the autopsy records, reported on
Aldridge's two wet suits, the family newspaper chose not to mention what police discovered inside the minister's rubber
briefs. Aldridge served as the church's pastor for 16 years. Immediately following his death, church officials issued a press
release asking community members to "please refrain from speculation" about what led to Aldridge's demise, adding that,
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