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Sausage Cutter gets choice: $43 or a year in Jail

By: TheAdvisorPublished: 12/08/1998
 
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LAGOS, Nigeria - A Nigerian has been convicted for slicing off the penis of a man caught having sex with his wife. Dugari Dantani had been given the option by magistrates of serving a year in jail or paying a fine of 5,000 naira ($43) for causing grievous bodily harm to Dan Jangeru. Dantani has a week to make up his mind whether to pay the fine or go to prison.

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