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TAIPEI (Reuters)
The Taiwan fortune-teller never saw
it coming. His wife severed his penis and flushed it down a
toilet
after
he refused to end an extramarital affair.
The woman, who turned herself in to police after the incident,
told reporters she was furious about her 60-year-old husband's
affair and lost control.
She spiked her husband's drink with sleeping pills and used a
knife to slash off his sexual organ as he slept, authorities
said.
The man's life was not in danger, but doctors said the damage
was permanent.
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where's my dick
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started by
sted5
(04.04.2001 3:53:34 AM EST)
He woke the next morning went to the barthroom for a piss and !!!!!?
damn
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started by
Lightsabr2
(12.21.2000 10:55:23 PM EST)
sucks to be you
if the world didn't suck,
we'd all fall off
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