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Melbourne, Australia (AP): Thieves made a clean getaway
after stealing a truck packed with thousands of dollars worth
of toilet paper, police said Monday.
The silver truck was taken from a yard in southeast
Melbourne, 460 miles southwest of Sydney, some time between
Sunday afternoon and Monday morning, a spokesman said on
customary condition of anonymity.
The truck's load of toilet rolls was valued at $18,900.
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