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	"Corporate malfeance [sic] has had an effect on our economy and we need to do something about it."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in Rally at Oakland County Airport," Oct. 14, 2002

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	"I'm not going to comment on lousy officiating." — Jim Finks, New Orleans Saints G. M., when asked after a loss what he thought of the refs. (1986)

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