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CHP car rolls onto 101, hit by truck

By: not youPublished: 12/22/1999
 
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CHP car rolls onto 101, hit by truck.

CHP spokesman expresses embarrassment over the mishap and relief that the driver was not seriously injured.

By DAWN HOBBS
NEWS-PRESS STAFF WRITER
dhobbs@newspress.com

A California Highway Patrol officer accidentally caused a traffic collision on Highway 101 while in the midst of investigating another wreck.

The officer, whose name has not yet been released, had parked his patrol unit on the southbound shoulder of the freeway, just north of Ward Memorial Boulevard in Goleta, so he could speak with the people involved a non-injury collision that had just occurred.

"He got back in his car and proceeded to go back toward a mile post to get some measurements," said Officer Ray Schultz, CHP spokesman. "He got out of his car and, unbeknownst to him, the vehicle was in drive."

The driverless patrol unit rolled out into the middle lane, where it was rammed by an oncoming truck.

"At the least, this is very embarrassing," Schultz said. "He had just gotten out of the vehicle and probably didn't realize the car was in drive until he saw it actually moving." David Perkins, 38, of Santa Barbara, was driving his 1985 Chevy pickup when the patrol unit rolled out onto the freeway. Apparently unable to avoid the patrol unit, Perkins smashed into the back of it.

Perkins, who suffered minor injuries, was taken transported to Santa Barbara Cottage Hospital where he was kept overnight for observation.

The CHP officer was uninjured. The estimated amount of damage caused to his car patrol unit was not known, but Schultz said the state will bear the costs.assume the damage.

And as for the officer? "He'll be held accountable just like anyone else would be," Schultz said. "In fact, he'll be held to even higher standards because we are in a traffic safety business and we're out there reminding drivers to drive safe."

Once the investigation is complete, CHP authorities will determine whether to ticket the officer.

"With the officer's attention being diverted, it did create a bit of a hazardous situation," Schultz said. "Fortunately, it wasn't any worse and no one was seriously injured."

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