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Telemarketers Nightmare
This poor fellow dosn't know what to do ...
Format: MP3 Audio
Published : 11.02.2006

Rate: 3.75
An Angry Jew
A phone prank a Jewish girl plays on her highly Jewish parents. Man, does this guy go off.
Format: Microsoft Windows Video
Published : 10.31.2006

Rate: 4.00
More Fun With Telemarketers
Comedian Tom Mabe is known for having a little fun ...
Format: MP3 Audio
Published : 10.30.2006

Rate: 4.17
Bob Has To Be Let Go!
This is an audio clip of a prank a guy had his boss play on his wife ...
Format: Microsoft Windows Audio
Published : 06.29.2006

Rate: 4.08
Editor's Note: It's been on the site before, but it's a classic.
A Blonde And Her Car
It's hard to believe that this could really happen ...
Format: Advanced Streaming Format Video
Published : 08.23.2005

Rate: 4.00
Pat O'Brien Voicemail
Pat O’Brien is heard telling some woman exactly what ...
Format: Microsoft Windows Audio
Published : 03.24.2005

Rate: 4.17
Ms. Cleo Calls Around
Prank calls using clips from Ms. Cleo...
Format: MP3 Audio
Published : 01.08.2002

Rate: 3.43
The Drug Test
Well, everyone's got a price, and we know hers...
Format: Real Networks
Published : 11.16.2001

Rate: 4.17
Tent Rental
This guy wants to pitch a tent...
Format: MP3 Audio
Published : 11.14.2001

Rate: 3.75
Bake Me A Cake
Would you like that cream filled?...
Format: MP3 Audio
Published : 11.12.2001

Rate: 3.86
Stuttering Call
This woman tries to be polite, but eventually loses it...
Format: MP3 Audio
Published : 11.10.2001

Rate: 3.17
Prankin' Granny
Now that's just wrong...
Format: MP3 Audio
Published : 11.08.2001

Rate: 3.33
Women's Shelter Call
Arnold calls the shelter for women with no sense of humor...
Format: MP3 Audio
Published : 11.06.2001

Rate: 2.80
True Prank Confessions
I don't think this is the response they were counting on...
Format: MP3 Audio
Published : 11.04.2001

Rate: 4.20
Jack Nicholson
Jack Nicholson getting in on this prank phone call.
Format: MP3 Audio
Published : 11.02.2001

Rate: 3.88
Zombie's Only Answering Machine Message
We don't accept calls from the living...
Format: MP3 Audio
Published : 10.31.2001

Rate: 0.00
Haunted Answering Machine Message
Another outgoing message for your Halloween fun...
Format: MP3 Audio
Published : 10.29.2001

Rate: 1.00
Igor's Answering Machine Message
The master is looking for brains... got any?
Format: MP3 Audio
Published : 10.27.2001

Rate: 0.00
Spooky Butler Answering Machine Message
This outgoing message will make your callers wonder...
Format: WAV Audio
Published : 10.25.2001

Rate: 3.50
'You Rang' Answering Machine Message
Lurch from the 'Addams Family' recorded this outgoing message just for you...
Format: MP3 Audio
Published : 10.23.2001

Rate: 1.00
Frankenstein's Answering Machine Message
Please leave your message after the electric shock...zzzztttzzzz...
Format: MP3 Audio
Published : 10.21.2001

Rate: 1.00
Ghoulish Answering Machine Message
We're out digging up guests for our Halloween party...
Format: MP3 Audio
Published : 10.19.2001

Rate: 1.00
Count Dracula Answering Machine Message
The Count took time out of his busy time of the year to record this outgoing message for your Halloween answering machine...
Format: WAV Audio
Published : 10.17.2001

Rate: 2.00
Screaming Answering Machine Message
Leave your message after the scream....ahhhhhhhhh....
Format: WAV Audio
Published : 10.15.2001

Rate: 3.00
Spooky Answering Machine Message
This is a goofy outgoing message for Halloween...
Format: MP3 Audio
Published : 10.13.2001

Rate: 0.00
OJ Prank Call Montage
This is a group of prank calls to OJ's cellular phone...
Format: MP3 Audio
Published : 10.03.2001

Rate: 3.33
Your Majesty's Answering Machine Message
Please leave your message after the chimes...
Format: WAV Audio
Published : 10.01.2001

Rate: 1.00
Munchkins Answering Machine Message
This is an outgoing message for someone who lives in Munchkinland...
Format: MP3 Audio
Published : 09.29.2001

Rate: 0.00
Musical Answering Machine Message
This one sounds like a cross between Tiny Tim and an English man...
Format: WAV Audio
Published : 09.27.2001

Rate: 0.00
Bart Simpson Answering Machine Message
If you're a fan of 'The Simpsons,' this outgoing message is for you...
Format: WAV Audio
Published : 09.25.2001

Rate: 0.00

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