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911 Answering Machine Message

By: PhoneFairyPublished: 04/27/2001
 
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Our offices are closed because we are all at the donut shop...we believe you are old enough to be responsible while we are away...

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    mjfsr326 sucks (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (04.27.2001 7:16:43 PM EST)

    He cant punctuate his sentences they are just run-ons

    ok?

    911 sucks (0 replies)
    started by mjfsr316
    (04.27.2001 2:54:45 PM EST)

    911 sucks they are scumbags

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    started by Anonymous Goofball
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    very cute

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