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God Answering Machine Message

By: PhoneFairyPublished: 06/20/2001
 
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Hello, heaven here, god speaking -- leave your prayer after the tone...

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    God? (0 replies)  
    started by cheeseball
    (06.20.2001 7:31:52 AM EST)

    He sounds like a small, British nebbish.

    Don't sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweaty stuff.

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