Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
  • "Wait for us to succeed peace. Wait for us to have two states, side by side—is for everybody coming together to deny the killers the opportunity to destroy." —Bush, speaking to reporters Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003
  •  
     

    Random Quote
     
    "I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one-it wasn't doing what Iwas doing."
    — Steven Wright, Comedian
     
     

    Snapple Facts
     
    #216 TV dinners originated in the Arctic.
     
     

    Yo Mama ...
     
    so ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road.
     
     

    One Liners
     
    Q: What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?
    A: Lipstick.
     
     


    Musical Answering Machine Message

    By: PhoneFairyPublished: 06/28/2001
     
    Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

    This sounds like it's set to the song 'Short People' by Randy Newman.

    Size:429.64 KB
    Type:WAV Audio
    Download:

    Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

    Related Links
  • Home Economics. Then And Now
  • Woman Sentenced For Breaking Into Brad Pitt's Home
  • Nine Residents Lose Home Due To Orgy
  • Man Arrested For Turning Home Into Chicken Coop
  • Dead German found sitting at home, five years later
  • Family Watches New Home Go Up in Flames
  • Donīt Try This At Home!
  • Dead Husband Stays Home For Four Months
  • Not-So-Mobile Home Smashed to Pieces by Train
  • Jam it home
  • Over-sexed Seniors Romp At Nursing Home
  • ET's Donīt Like to Prone Home
  • Home Early
  • Striptease At The Home
  • Why is Dino So Happy When Fred Comes Home
  • Thai police find twin thieves in home-made jail
  • Malaysian Ants Protect Homes to Wee Hours of the Day
  • Homer gets lucky
  • Locks on House Changed - and Changed Back - in Eviction Mix-Up
  • What's Grosser then Gross?

  • More Phone Fun...

     

    Search
     


    Advanced Search
     
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    FIRST (0 replies)  
    started by triple8chthegame
    (06.28.2001 5:43:35 PM EST)

    IM FIRST LIKE ANYONE ELSE WILL GO HERE

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    Rate This!

    3.00 Goofballs of 5
    1 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • Two Years Ago
    Telemarketers Nightmare
    This poor fellow dosn't know what to do ...
    11.02.2006

    An Angry Jew
    A phone prank a Jewish girl plays on her highly Jewish parents. Man, does this guy go off.
    10.31.2006

    More Fun With Telemarketers
    Comedian Tom Mabe is known for having a little fun ...
    10.30.2006

    Bob Has To Be Let Go!
    This is an audio clip of a prank a guy had his boss play on his wife ...
    06.29.2006

    Editor's Note:It's been on the site before, but it's a classic.

    Lookie Here!
    The Solo Joke Book

    Goofball Facts
     
    In-grown toe nails are hereditary.