"One thing is for certain: There won't be any more mass graves and torture rooms and rape rooms." —Bush, press availability in Monterrey, Mexico, Jan. 12, 2004
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I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law. — David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.
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is like a tomato sauce bottle, everyone gets a squeeze out of her!
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Q: Why is divorce so expensive? A: Because it's worth it.
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