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Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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George W. Bush |
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"Because we acted, torture rooms are closed, rape rooms no longer exist, mass graves are no longer a possibility in Iraq." —Bush, remarks at "Ask President Bush" event, Michigan, May 3, 2004
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"I didn't pay a lot of attention as I should have in college."
— Vice President Dan Quayle
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Snapple Facts |
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#151 The fastest served ball in tennis was clocked at 154 mph in 1963.
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Yo Mama ... |
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is like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow.
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One Liners |
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Q: What do Osama bin Laden and Custer have in common?
A: They both wondered: "Where the fuck are all those Tomahawks coming from?!"
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