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Something in common...
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tub
(03.15.2001 11:08:06 AM EST)
Bill and Hillary do have something in common....they'd both rather put their faces in Monica's snatch than each others.
Chelsea doesn't have that good of a body...or face.
Al Gore is an idiot
Oh, yes!
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goldenhusky
(02.10.2001 3:20:10 PM EST)
Good one, Roger.
A FINE is a tax for doing wrong.
A TAX is a fine for doing well.
bill
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lynny668
(01.28.2001 5:26:19 PM EST)
looks like a blind date i once had, it just wasnt right
Loco68
chelsey
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kenpat
(08.24.2000 9:59:20 AM EST)
the girl has a bad face,I guess thats why paper bags were made.nice body///////
mugrump
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