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Yup - a mouse found on Mars! Sent to me by a colleague. I've
studied this, and I really cannot see any flaws in it. You're
all reasonably intelligent - see if you can tell how it's been
edited. As far as I can see this photo is completely genuine.
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bigjohn2
(08.10.2003 10:53:00 PM EST)
another waste of 25 seconds of my life
dAD U R MY BUD
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arpu
(02.14.2001 8:58:44 PM EST)
DAD U R MY BUD AND U WOULD NEVR LEVE MI OUT OF ANITHING
Someone...
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Kat25
(02.12.2001 8:16:26 PM EST)
must've been bored. *lol*
Kat
Nrrr nrrr
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argeniss2000
(02.10.2001 3:46:52 PM EST)
its so stupi its funny ha ha
heroes get remembered, legends live forever!
a joke
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.18.2000 10:07:33 PM EST)
a mouse on mars.ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha funny is'nt it
dumb!!!
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hellokitty1
(08.01.2000 12:35:06 PM EST)
This is so WEAK!!! I'm first.
I like pizza!!!
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