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Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
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ok
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bigjohn2
(08.10.2003 10:58:00 PM EST)
thats funny
pierced?
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started by
lepervier
(09.22.2001 0:50:59 AM EST)
rather stitched ;-)
Hmmmmm......
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started by
LivingDeadGirl
(04.14.2001 1:34:42 PM EST)
I have my tongue pierced....I dont remember it happening like that.....
I hear voices....They dont like you....
Obviously a Blonde
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started by
grygum
(07.30.2000 0:06:04 AM EST)
I wouldn't doubt there are people dumb enough to do something like this.
Yeah Right.....
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started by
michy90
(07.27.2000 5:55:51 PM EST)
I dont think its the fact......
OWW!!
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started by
LOVABOY13
(07.10.2000 7:47:06 PM EST)
THESE PEOPLE ARE STUPID
HA IM FIRST
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