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ok
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bigjohn2
(08.10.2003 10:55:30 PM EST)
just not funny sorry
Maybe....
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started by
BriRedfern
(03.26.2001 9:19:55 AM EST)
But I still don't have any monkeys flying out of my butt.....
"Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining."
-Jeff Raskin
haha
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.01.2000 11:15:08 PM EST)
haha
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