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damn looks
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bigjohn2
(08.11.2003 9:12:07 PM EST)
like a muppet stalker..
the coolest
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.26.2001 0:10:06 AM EST)
Final fantasy is the coolest
IT'S ME, IT'S ME!!!
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robert00
(06.27.2000 5:21:17 AM EST)
The story of my life. 'Bert'... it's short for Robert! It's really sad, really. *SOB*
muppet heads dick heads
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cookkie
(06.01.2000 8:27:44 PM EST)
if you were as fortunate as bert or ernie to lay your mitts on as many beautys you wouldnt bitch you havent seen sesamme street lately have you sucks getting old they dont age,there children dont forget its just a game
charlie cummins
FUCK THE NEW FORMAT
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.25.2000 9:58:13 PM EST)
THIS FORMAT SUX BIG TIME.. AND I WONT BE COMMING BACK UNTIL IT CHANGES ...
YOU REALLY FUCKED UP GOOFBALL . FIX IT FAST OR YOU WILL LOOSE A LARGE MARKET SHARE... I MEAN YOU CANT EVEN SCROLL OTHERS COMMENTS..
FUCK YOU GOOFBALL ... I HOPE YOU GO DOWN IN FLAMES.
BY THE WAY.. YOU CAN POST YOUR NAME IN THE MESSAGE EVERYBODY..YOU DONT NEED TO REGISTER WITH THESE FUCK BREATHS.. AND IF YOU DO REGISTER YOUR DUMBER THAN DOGSHIT... SIGNED...SICKPUPPY.
Bert's secret...
(2 replies)
started by
oliverclozoff
(05.25.2000 0:59:25 AM EST)
I can't do it wthout someone's hand up my butt.
Arthur Sam III
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ArthurSamIII
(05.24.2000 4:57:19 PM EST)
Burt left earning and I smiled cause burt and earnie were friends cause they were lived together and burt who is yellow is now being nice and on tv, his own tv show.
what the hell
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.24.2000 3:54:34 PM EST)
thats kinda dumb,no it's flat out horse shit retarted
One question ...
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started by
JSkills
(05.24.2000 3:04:31 PM EST)
Where's Ernie?
I always thought he and Bert were gay lovers.
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