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Excuse Me, Mr. Satan
By: Anonymous
Published: 07/24/2000
This guy has to be related to Lucifer somehow, maybe a distant cousin once removed or something.
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no
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started by
bigjohn2
(08.13.2003 8:43:44 PM EST)
just a fucking stupid ass.
A few questions
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started by
TheCritic
(07.26.2000 7:01:07 PM EST)
How do cousins get removed? Who removes them? Where do they go once they are removed. Some people say, "twice removed" - how in the hell do you do that?
Inquiring minds wanna know
I cannot say what the truth may be;
I tell the tale as 'twas told to me.
...uh yeah...
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started by
F1rE5tArT3R
(07.25.2000 5:09:03 PM EST)
...hey jedigrrl imagine what i could do with a shot gun point blank in his lizard ass face, this guy was on "ripleys believe it or not" and holey shit this guy wanted to be a lizard just a little to much, those are his real teeth, he has tattoos of green scaled all over his body and he did something to his back recently that made it look like he had spines, what a douche bag.
BINGO !
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started by
burlingtony
(07.24.2000 10:30:18 PM EST)
That looks like my mother-in-law when she yells out, "BINGO !!"
How do you get 100 cows into one room ?
A: Put a bingo sign above the door.
(something about those people just doesn't seem quite right..... Is it them....or is it me ? )
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!
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started by
showboat
(07.24.2000 5:28:44 PM EST)
If I had a tounge like that, my girlfriend would never let me out of bed.....
NudistLover
holy...!!
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started by
jedigrrl
(07.24.2000 11:16:45 AM EST)
okay, where is this guy and what is his phone number?? day-um..the things he could do to me with that tongue... heh heh
necrophilia...that uncontrollable urge
to crack open a cold one
two tips
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started by
NakedCanuck
(07.24.2000 10:20:28 AM EST)
Well, someone has to be the devil...
The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
2nd
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started by
Symblized
(07.24.2000 1:26:20 AM EST)
yeah.
First
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started by
jdbommer
(07.24.2000 0:13:10 AM EST)
Yes finally
the Teddy was here!
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