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By: RobnoxiousPublished: 08/26/2000
 
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    started by bigjohn2
    (08.13.2003 9:35:08 PM EST)

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    poor anonymous guy below me.. (0 replies)
    started by slade
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    ....yet another geek angered by the fact he has no athletic ability...except typing, of course

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    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (08.26.2000 1:05:29 PM EST)

    Now hiring football fans!! Duh duh duh football!!

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    (08.26.2000 11:36:58 AM EST)

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    started by burlingtony
    (08.26.2000 0:16:24 AM EST)

    Now Hiring, Fans of Pro Wrestling.

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