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I need
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bigjohn2
(08.15.2003 10:51:22 PM EST)
to store a few elves wander where I c an find some storage space
Very Funny
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Anonymous Goofball
(12.23.2000 12:42:22 PM EST)
We as a family love this site it is great fun for the whole family. The more i see the more i like !!!!!!!!
O.K
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Anonymous Goofball
(11.06.2000 11:14:31 PM EST)
I think the little fuckers wouldn't even laugh at this retarded shit!
Get funny
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started by
Murney7
(10.06.2000 12:38:29 PM EST)
I thought this aws meant to be a funny site. I've had more fun wiping my gran's ass
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started by
synax
(10.05.2000 5:10:01 PM EST)
wow, that couldn't possibly have said "Self Storage" then painted pver the 'S'...
no wonder
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started by
donut38
(10.04.2000 6:06:03 PM EST)
that it was posted anonymously it sucked
stfu
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started by
trevorparsons
(10.04.2000 12:16:08 PM EST)
Don't even post anything if this is your idea of something that is even remotely humerous. I come to this web site to escape the harsh realities of life(if even only for a few minutes) and to laugh my ass off. This image didn't make me laugh nor did it arouse my curosity. Come back when you have something better!
wow, the light is out...
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started by
SuicideKing
(10.04.2000 0:57:46 AM EST)
or maybe someone just painted over the photo in an editor...either way it's no big hurrah for me, can I have a cookie?
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He just keeps going, and going, and going....
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