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My First Personal

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 11/21/2000
 
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This is the first personal I ever submitted to the newspapers. I am still getting calls.

My First Personal

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.16.2003 8:26:38 PM EST)

    now thats cool

    Yo...Robby??? (1 reply)
    started by luvly1
    (11.22.2000 0:48:57 AM EST)

    Yo,...Robby...you Noxious, prohibited and noxious weed,....Have you been tapping my filles?....I have all of these!.....Guess I"ll send some of mine!,....Antone can use them! If I make someone laugh,...i'm a better person!...
    Luv,
    The,
    luvly1

    beautiful (0 replies)
    started by cartocillion
    (11.21.2000 11:54:21 AM EST)

    if you get an answer i think id be interested in her too.

    Don't worry PK (0 replies)
    started by Hannes
    (11.21.2000 10:30:45 AM EST)

    You can have *my* number instead. :^)

    What's the number? (3 replies)
    started by MissPK
    (11.21.2000 7:53:26 AM EST)

    Describes me perfectly! ;-)

    *wink,giggle,blush*

    And this one is mine... (1 reply)
    started by Cristina78
    (11.21.2000 3:15:35 AM EST)

    Single female seeks male supermodel who owns a Porsche 911 Turbo with manual gearbox and likes to have sex anytime and anywhere. Access to free concert tickets a plus, and having an open minded twin brother a must.

    "People have the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege"
    LMAO!!! (0 replies)
    started by mizike
    (11.21.2000 1:58:47 AM EST)

    I love that shit!!!

    haha, that's funny (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (11.21.2000 1:57:59 AM EST)

    I shit the bed at night while molesting the dolls and beating my invisible sister Bruce

    §üΩïЀKìñG
    In case of emergency break glass with face

    This ad.... (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (11.21.2000 1:31:31 AM EST)


    ...always works. Trust me. 8)

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    first (0 replies)  
    started by jerryh3
    (11.21.2000 0:04:13 AM EST)

    yeah

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