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Q. What happens if you have sex in the plumbers position? A. You stay in all day and nobody comes.
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lmfao
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started by
bigjohn2
(08.16.2003 8:26:38 PM EST)
now thats cool
Yo...Robby???
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started by
luvly1
(11.22.2000 0:48:57 AM EST)
Yo,...Robby...you Noxious, prohibited and noxious weed,....Have you been tapping my filles?....I have all of these!.....Guess I"ll send some of mine!,....Antone can use them! If I make someone laugh,...i'm a better person!...
Luv,
The,
luvly1
beautiful
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started by
cartocillion
(11.21.2000 11:54:21 AM EST)
if you get an answer i think id be interested in her too.
Don't worry PK
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started by
Hannes
(11.21.2000 10:30:45 AM EST)
You can have *my* number instead. :^)
What's the number?
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started by
MissPK
(11.21.2000 7:53:26 AM EST)
Describes me perfectly! ;-)
*wink,giggle,blush*
And this one is mine...
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started by
Cristina78
(11.21.2000 3:15:35 AM EST)
Single female seeks male supermodel who owns a Porsche 911 Turbo with manual gearbox and likes to have sex anytime and anywhere. Access to free concert tickets a plus, and having an open minded twin brother a must.
"People have the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege"
LMAO!!!
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started by
mizike
(11.21.2000 1:58:47 AM EST)
I love that shit!!!
haha, that's funny
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started by
SuicideKing
(11.21.2000 1:57:59 AM EST)
I shit the bed at night while molesting the dolls and beating my invisible sister Bruce
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
first
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  started by
jerryh3
(11.21.2000 0:04:13 AM EST)
yeah
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