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Professional Cleaning

By: RogerPublished: 01/18/2001
 
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They have a cleaning service for everything these days.

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    if you (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.16.2003 10:01:24 PM EST)

    have a dick that needs cleaning

    Cleaning up! (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (01.18.2001 5:30:59 PM EST)

    Now that's a business with a broad-spectrum!

    no thanx (0 replies)
    started by jci986
    (01.18.2001 3:35:58 PM EST)

    who knows whose handling the merchendice in that place,and the last thing u want is to get someone elses by mistake

    I'd have to see the sales staff, first.... (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (01.18.2001 3:32:25 PM EST)


    Don't they call these "Massage parlours"??

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    Would it (0 replies)
    started by 107227
    (01.18.2001 3:13:03 PM EST)

    be as funny if the letters
    at the end of dick hadn't been removed?

    I wonder...... (0 replies)
    started by djv1
    (01.18.2001 10:03:30 AM EST)

    Do they have one of those near Tijuana?

    Boy (0 replies)
    started by thelizard
    (01.18.2001 8:29:01 AM EST)

    Boy, did I need that in the service!!!

    Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

    I hope they don't use (0 replies)
    started by willard
    (01.18.2001 2:02:49 AM EST)

    too much starch... oops, mine already is hard enough. Nice one Rog.

    Cheers! ~:-)

    A specialty store (1 reply)
    started by jlt
    (01.18.2001 1:51:59 AM EST)

    for turtlenecks

    buddyo

    Missed out again (0 replies)
    started by RoosterCogburn
    (01.18.2001 0:59:41 AM EST)

    I couldn't find a place to park. I guess I never should have let it get dirty in the first place.

    I HAVE THE MAID (0 replies)
    started by donut38
    (01.18.2001 0:18:42 AM EST)

    TO DO THAT FOR ME

    no thanks (0 replies)  
    started by brunohaha
    (01.18.2001 0:08:39 AM EST)

    I'LL do my own. . .

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