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Eat Here!

By: RogerPublished: 01/24/2001
 
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I hear Sherrill's chili is excellent.

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    cool (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.16.2003 9:55:52 PM EST)
    eat and get gas

    gas anyone?? (0 replies)
    started by chachi18
    (01.28.2001 3:06:26 AM EST)
    pepto anyone?

    phrrrrrrr!!!!!

    OK (0 replies)
    started by thelizard
    (01.25.2001 9:40:26 AM EST)
    Beans, beans,
    good for your heart,
    the you eat,
    the more you fart.
    the more you fart,
    the better you'll feel,
    So eat your beans at every meal.

    Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

    Great poem blazed3.... (0 replies)
    started by RoosterCogburn
    (01.25.2001 9:04:09 AM EST)
    ...here, pull my finger.

    BEANS... (1 reply)
    started by blazed3wayz
    (01.24.2001 4:09:08 PM EST)
    BEANS,BEANS THE MUSICAL FRUIT,THE MORE YOU EAT,THE MORE YOU TOOT!

    it not what you can do for your country, it's how your country can fuck you over.

    Truth in advertising (0 replies)
    started by BriRedfern
    (01.24.2001 9:24:29 AM EST)
    I ate there this morning, and now everyone has left the office. Coincidence? I think not.

    Crazy sign makers.... (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (01.24.2001 1:07:08 AM EST)

    They must laff their asses off when some people fill out that form.

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    MMMM CHILI (0 replies)
    started by donut38
    (01.24.2001 0:05:28 AM EST)
    THAT SOUNDS REAL GOOD

    chase (0 replies)  
    started by samiland
    (01.24.2001 0:04:54 AM EST)
    the first chase is on

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