"Washington is a town where there's all kinds of allegations. You've heard much of the allegations. And if people have got solid information, please come forward with it. And that would be people inside the information who are the so-called anonymous sources, or people outside the information - outside the administration." - Chicago, Sept. 30, 2003
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"Does the published book contain the unpublished part?" — James H. Campbell, King's Counsel, to a witness in Britain's Times Book Club case in the early 1900's
Snapple Facts
#51 There are 63,360 inches in a mile.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
One Liners
Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? A. You RUN because she has a grenade in her mouth!
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