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Hormones on Parade
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marvin
(10.25.2001 3:34:29 PM EST)
These images still come back to haunt me from the last Olympics ! LOL
Princess Anne is an I.O.C. delegate for the U.K. .... she was an Olympic showjumper some years back .... and just so you know that is one of the rowing teams, Aussie I think .... I'd hate to say it was the "coxless four "! Hahahahahahahaha
Princess Anne was there to present the gold medals to our boys and mainly the one and only Steve Redgrave ! YAY !!!!
the only place...
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willi
(10.25.2001 2:54:26 PM EST)
she'd see less impressive packages is at the polar bear swimming clubs of northern Minnesota!
LMAO!
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started by
tjshere
(10.25.2001 3:19:18 AM EST)
It looks like the one lady is going to judge who measures up the best, and the other lady is going to hand the winner a big bouquet.
Kinda hard to swim with rudders like that, ain't it? Not that I would know.
They have awakened a sleeping giant. Vengeance will be ours!
Oh my!
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started by
teddiebare
(10.25.2001 0:31:39 AM EST)
That is one nice looking group of Irish Pointers. **Woof Woof**
Man, Kweenie!
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sweetiepeach
(10.25.2001 0:13:41 AM EST)
I loved seeing this as a teenager...hell I love seeing it now...LOL!
~SweetiePeach~
~a.k.a. Scary Fairy~
Man!
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kweenbee
(10.25.2001 0:11:17 AM EST)
I hated that as a teenager.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
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