"A lame duck session, for people who don't know what that means, it means the Senate is coming and the House is coming back between now and Christmas and they've got a few days to get some big things done."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "President Bush Holds Press Conference, Presidential Hall, Dwight D. Eisenhower Executive Office Building," Nov. 7, 2002
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is so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
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I must say
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thegrandpatron
(07.24.2002 5:41:35 AM EST)
I've seen this picture over a Hundred times, searching the internet for humor....and that is the funniest tag line I've ever seen attached to to.
^5 Rob
Hey dude
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roger
(07.24.2002 0:12:50 AM EST)
better watch out for them water moccasins
Just protecting my sheep
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