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No wonder he got sick
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tjshere
(10.30.2002 5:58:01 AM EST)
Look at all those seeds he swallowed. There are those who think swallowing the seed is a sin.
I'm trying to look at things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
Uhmmm, homemade pumpkin pie......
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willi
(10.30.2002 1:44:30 AM EST)
Everybody knows the easiest way to obtain fresh pumpkin pulp is to stick your finger down a jack-o-lantern's throat.
what would happen if it was chili night for that pumpkin.
hahahaha
LOL
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started by
kweenbee
(10.30.2002 0:13:06 AM EST)
Reminds me of my grandkids after their halloween party the other night. Both were sick and missed school on Monday because of it.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
