"I don't speak ill of anybody in the process here. I think if you went back and looked at my comments, you will see I don't attack." —Bush, in the same interview. (The Washington Post reported on Feb. 20 that the Bush re-election campaign will spend "tens of millions of dollars" on a negative ad campaign focusing on the likely Democratic nominee, Sen. John Kerry.)
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What an adorable, sweet idea for a costume. I hope there were kids there to
enjoy looking at it. And, oh look ... there's Jesus on the other side of the
fence. I'll bet He'll get a kick out of it when he sees it.
As he yells...
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started by
proverbialchump
(12.02.2002 7:53:32 AM EST)
"WHO'S YOUR SHEPHERD, WHO'S YOUR SHEPHERD!?!"
is that one of
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started by
garibaldi
(12.02.2002 2:45:47 AM EST)
those sheep skin condoms u hear about?
Sorry
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started by
thecritic
(12.02.2002 0:57:22 AM EST)
I don't do sheeps.
waaaaaaa hahahahahahaha
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