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... is so fat, When she bends over, we go into daylight savings time!
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Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends.
In 1902,
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willi
(11.15.2002 9:01:56 PM EST)
if a woman wanted a wedgie, photographic evidence indicates it apparently had to be self-inflicted. In 2002, the ladies let the thong do the work for them.
^5 Seaweedy... keep 'em coming but do me a favor, start proof reading your comments.. I get confused easily.
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