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#208 Add up opposing sides of a dice cube and you'll always get seven.
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so ugly she has to sneak up on her mirror.
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Q: Why is sex like a bridge game? A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
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Just wait until
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thegrandpatron
(02.02.2003 7:59:19 AM EST)
she attaches that to my pole.
I think Lee Greenwood said it best "God Bless The U.S.A.".
I'm at
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bear220
(02.02.2003 1:21:02 AM EST)
full attention
I'm saluting!
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crazyfingers
(02.02.2003 0:07:45 AM EST)
Talk about your "mountain's majesties above the fruited plain"! Nice one!
I have to
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bigjohn2
(02.02.2003 0:06:03 AM EST)
say I like this....great pic
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The tailless dinner jacket was invented in Tuxedo Park, New York. Thus it is called the "tuxedo dinner jacket" and is named after the town, not the other way around.
