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Yo Mama ...
is so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
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Q: How do you turn a city girl into a cotton picker? A: Cut her tampon string.
As long as
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started by
marvin
(07.04.2003 4:22:17 PM EST)
it's not the back end of a horse ....
Sounds familair
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started by
tjshere
(07.04.2003 1:17:41 AM EST)
You always have to kiss `em before you ride `em.
Well Rob
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  started by
roger
(07.04.2003 0:38:47 AM EST)
I don't know what it is either but it points off to the right so you know it ain't hell.
hahahahaha
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