"One year ago today, the time for excuse-making has come to an end."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush on Anniversary of No Child Left Behind Act," Jan. 8, 2003
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Actor Gary Coleman and adult film actress Mary Carey, both candidates for governor of California in the October 7, 2003 recall election, pose at a press conference in Los Angeles, August 15, 2003. Coleman and Carey are two of the five candidates who will be participating in a televised election spoof on Oct. 1.
Think of the possibilities ...
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When they're nose-to-nose his feet are in it, and when they're toes-to-toes his face is in it!
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