"Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican." -George W. Bush, declining to take reporters' questions during a photo op with Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien, April 21, 2001
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#8 A bee has 5 eyes.
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... is so fat, She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
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Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their mates after mating? A: To stop the snoring before it starts
An end with horror is better than horror without end.
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